Okay, P-Gator, I invented the innernet and did have sex with that woman and bad news fir yous, P-Gator, I is the best blues singer that ever strapped on a resonator guitar... Might of fact, it weren't Son House that learnt up Robert Johnson. it was me... And whilst Iz at it, did you know that it weren't that Armstrong guy who first walked on the moon... Nope, it was me... Drove there in my 66 Volkswagen back in '68 and I can prove it... I was out drivin' 'round and hit a moon rock and lost a hubcap up there... Mark my words, they'll find that VeeDub hubcap one day an' you'll know it was me... Speakin' of Armstrongs, hey, after the Tour De France victory I challenged him to a 5 mile drag race up Pine Grove holler and beat him pedalin' an ol' girl's Shwinn... Sho nuff did... Ahhhh, did I mention that People magazine clled me up las' year and wanted to make me the "Sexiest Man of the Year" and put me on the cover an' all but I had to turn them down 'cause they only wanted to pay a little over $1,000,000... Heck, I spill that much every night walkin' to teh refrig fir chilly one... Sho nuff do....

But all this stuff ain't nuthin' compared to just how lucky I is to marinated to such a wonderful woman, the infamous, beautiful and multi-taleneted P-Vine... Did I mention that she can cook???

Bobert