Actually, no, mon vieux. FETCH was terminated because all its funding was shifted from DARPA to Baghdad.

Gluon is on a much more sensitive project, Particle And Nanowave Temporal Y-Axis Reconnaisance And Integration of Dimensionality, known amongst those with the appropriate clearance as Operation PANTY RAID. It is based on some mysterious charred notebook pages left behind by Doctor Feynman after one of his notorious out-of-body experiments, the one he never completed because...well...suffice it say that he is still listed as AWOL by the advanced research labs at Cal Poly.

I could tell you more but then, I would have to kill you. It is classified, you see. And I would never due that to a MOAB Brother. So, mum's the woid, see?


A