If you go to Luray, Virginia, send a PM to Bobert and let him know you'll be in the area ~ he has just moved there from West Virginny.

When he first announced his relocation, he said he was taking over an inn or hotel of some kind, which might be just the thing you need. He hasn't mentioned it again in a while, though, so maybe he's not going into the innkeeper business after all.

I'm sure that he can refer you to local attractions and musical events, including perhaps his own personal appearances. Also, Luray Caverns is a natural wonder and notable tourist attraction.