Janie....I had smart dog once, myself...

If you said "sit up, or won't you?", he either sat up or he didn't!

...and I had a Grandfather clock SO old that the shadow of the pendulum swinging back & forth wore a hole in the back of the case!

on a serious note....as far as I know, I have no enemies, and can't remember ever knowing anyone who seriously disliked me. That can mean I'm a nice guy, or just to dull to care about..*grin*...but I'll take it.