If all the men on earth were like you guys, I would have found a good one to settle down with by now!

But remember those images from TV, (remember, it's that thing you looked at before you had a computer!) Like, "Bathroom bowl sure needs cleaning, hon!" and "My wife, I think I'll keep her." Some, no, a LOT of real males were the inspiration for those characters!!!

Now, if you want to counteract all that crap, make sure SHE never notices the bathroom bowl needs cleaning, and sing her Stan Rogers' "45 Years" every chance you get, and maybe she'll decide to keep YOU! And you won't have to go around with a sore wrist all the time! But maybe your index finger will suffer from repetitive motion syndrome!

Mary