I'd offer to assist, but anyone who'd drink Molson's deserves jail time. Lots of jail time.

However, I am also a compassionate, caring sort of guy and I'm certain that Don's Little Brother would have lots of "friends" in the Big House. Guys who would do lots of nice things for him, so to speak.

So rather than see ol' Shane end up tiptoeing through the tulips (in a manner of speaking) I suggest that Don contact Gluon and see if good ol' Gluon could help his brother out. Gluon can get into -- and out of -- almost anything and bring stuff with him as well. Of course, I'm not certain that clothes will travel well between dimensions or quantumly, but considering the alternative....

So, I have once again demonstrated what a nice guy I am by offering suggestions of help to a Molson drinker, tasteless scum though they are.

That Lab keeps looking at my house. It's spooky.