The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #83866   Message #1549140
Posted By: Little Hawk
25-Aug-05 - 12:02 AM
Thread Name: BS: Worst War Film
Subject: RE: BS: Worst War Film
I'm tellin' ya, that movie stands ALONE. At first you think, "Hey, this could be pretty good..." Then you begin to wonder. Then the tragedy and melodrama just start to clamp down on your brain like a rusty bear trap...but you can't tear yourself away. What gut-wrenching, insane thing will happen next? Then you begin to realize you've been suckered into wasting over 2 hours of your life on something that is pulling you slowly into an altered state of consciousness that could lead to doing something really weird that would not be beneficial in the least. Then you KNOW you've made a mistake, but you just can't walk away without finding what in the hell is going to happen at the end of the whole mess. And then...KER-SPLAT!!! The final climactic, bloody scene sort of chaotically brings the whole thing to a conclusion that you could spend time thinking about...but do you really want to?

Naw...

Best to just go and clear your head by watching a couple of Trailer Park Boys episodes instead.