I agree with Roger on this one. Turds simply aren't funny. I know, cos I step in them quite often, due to having 3 dachshunds who DO give a shit! (regularly) Furthermore, jokes about turds aren't funny, they're just tedious and boring. Same goes for jokes about farts...very, very tedious, unless one got caught in a state of arrested development sometime before the age of 10.

I feel that this is essentially what prevented Spaw from reaching a level of true brilliance in the annals of inane BS on Mudcat (though some will dispute that!). If not for his puerile fascination with scatological humour, that boy could have been a contender! He could probably have secured a spot on the Board of Directors of the WSSBA and be sitting back right now getting his feet massaged by nubile young things in fishnet stockings, while perusing promo shots of Winona Ryder, and listening to David Bowie sing "Space Oddity". He could have done all kinds of wonderful stuff...but no! He had to go on and on and on and on...about farts! Pathetic.