Horrible thing happened here and I don't quite know what the international repercussions will be.

I was down at The Big Bull Bar and Internet Grill and borrowed one of their Apple IIe's to check some out the 700 Club website, pick up some apple pie recipes and stuff. Loansome Harry drifted over, preceeded as usual by his personal miasma (which is one of the reasons why he's called Loansome, the other being his chronic indebtedness), took a sip from my coffee (the BBB&IG sells coffee and don't ask for a latte or cappuchino or, God help you!, so-called gourmet coffee), glanced over my shoulder, and saw this thread title.

He let out a screech like he'd gotten certain parts of his anatomy caught between his body and the saddle again and ran out the door shouting the assembly call of the Idaho Legion ("They're Outa Beer!").

Knowing the Legion I finished my coffee, had a piece of Hazel's pie, and ambled out to the Legion's armoury-cum-stable. To my surprise they were formed up in good order and ready to ride north. (That's not a picture of the Legion, but of some horse artillery unit from England. But the Legion uniforms and things are identical, except in camouflage.)

Loansome shouted to me to get ready, they were riding north to avenge the insult to Bruce Murdoch by Raedwulf.

I told him that I didn't think Raedwulf was IN Canada, but he wouldn't listen. The troop moved out and I can only hope that they were distracted by Gert's Eat Here And Get Get Gas Grill and Bar in Shoup.    Otherwise, if they make it to the Alberta border there's gonna be one nasty international incident. I mean, the US has invaded Canada before, but not recently.

Of course, they'll be turned back at the border. I hope they'll be turned back at the border. Please God let them be turned back at the border. 'Cuz if they aren't turned back at the border they're gonna see one of those "Drink Canada Dry" signs and try to do just that.