Gotta tell a true story.

I once saw a snippet of the 700 Club show in which another "man of faith" told Robertson that men react strangely - and predictably- to some things. Like pink. He took a piece of pink cloth and laid it across Robertson's arm, then he took hold of Robertson's arm and clung to it and said, Now try to bend it. You won't be able to.

Sure enough, Pat Robertson tried mightily and couldn't bend his arm. The "man of faith" explained that men are disempowered by the color pink.

So the next time I saw my Robertson-following brother in law, I said, Allen, I want to experiment with you. Let me lay this pink across your arm. OK, now I'm going to keep you from bending your arm. OK, GO!

He bent it.