I grew up with the radio tuned to country stations, hearing older incarnations of the Blackwood Brothers Quartet regularly. So the "Blackwood Brothers" turned up in our area a few years ago, and I bit. They didn't lay hands on anybody, but they covered most of the schock cliches. They said (who knows) that they would be going to Russia, so they took a collection and said, "Dig deep, folks, we're fightin' communism here."

So I looked at my check log, to be sure I wrote them a check for as much as I could at the time...