I like the idea of a 'turd' prefix. If people think that talking about fecal forms is more interesting and productive than the subject, the thread could be re-named. This would also allow those who didn't want to continuously see the title to filter out turds so the thread would not be involuntarily imposed upon them without their consent.

And if 'turd' doesn't float (Great...now I have 'Mockingbird' stuck in my head. If that little turd don't float, mama's gonna buy you a little row boat, and if that little boat won't row, mama's gonna find Mr. Tidy Bowl, and if that little man is blue, maybe woad'll make poo blue too, etc)

I've been thinking for a long time (since this morning) that we ought to have a 'thread job' prefix for any 'help the troll get off' thread.