Thomas, you are a silly bastard. Now, do stay away from my wife or I shall have to smack you around a bit and ruin your delicate features...

Tam, if you think that Margaret Thatcher is sexy, I have a rottweiler here that you would probably fancy too. LOL! I assume you were joking. Pay no attention to that fool, Thomas Swayne. He is forever deriding other men's masculinity, because he is so woefully deprived in that department himself.

- Winston Wellington-Jones