That there's Latin, ain't it? I knew a Latin one. Cute little thing, as we used ta say, a real puella pulcra. We'd go roller skatin' an' to the softball games and watch the clouds and stuff. Her name was Dominia Fabius Seneca and she was one of the Senecas. Bein' jist a hick from a backwater region of the Empire, her parents didn't like me, they thought I was too poor, said that I wasn't worthy to enter their door.

So I led my bunch down South, sacked Rome, burned and looted all over the place. THAT sure taught them almighty stuck-up muckity-mucks a real good lesson!