"... pulled pork on a kaiser with a big glop of cole slaw between bun and pork "

oh, my, Van Lingle...where I come from, you'd ostracized for putting cole slaw ON a BBQ sandwich. One of my first memories of moving to the Wash DC area is ordering a pork BBQ and having slaw slathered on it without being asked. Arrrgghhhhhh....

and, as it happens, the original Jerry's Subs in Wheaton is where I asked for a sub WITHOUT onions, only to discover, after driving a mile or so and taking a big bite, that it was FULL of onions. (Yeah...they did make 'em pretty good, though, if you watched close!)