Frank, I think you have it! I can see it now and I couldn't before. If no one posts then no one can possibly argue. I see this as being akin to those times when the 'Cat is down and by golly, Roger has a point on that. No posts=No 'Cat=No arguments and hence no way of insulting anyone. I didn't see it before but you unlocked it for us all Frank! I hereby crown you the
Official Shambles Interpreter
And now to Jeri ...
Jeri, the firm of Lane, Fielding, Patterson, and Swan, Layabouts-At-Large and For Hire, has been remiss in not having a female on board. I have no doubt this stems from our sexist ways and something we need to correct. I have long thought you had the right attitude to become a part of the firm and would like, with the approval of my partners, to offer you an Associate position. If things go as I suspect, you will be offered a full partnership in no time. We offer you the best in support to do nothing for our clients and remember our slogans ...
We do nothing for you, after all, it's the least we can do
AND
When Doing Sweet Damn All Is Just Too Damn Much, call LFPS
If you accept the position we would like to have the rights to your phrase, "Militant Apathy; Not Giving a Shit with Passion." Should you make full partner as I think you will, we would incorporate it into out logo advertising. Please let us know your decision as I feel you are one of us already.