You just don't want me to sue when you steal my 'vision statement'. OK. As long as I get my own recliner.

I should warn you that in my position of Official Shambles Interpreter, if I don't fully grasp the meaning of these overstatements, I'm going to do my best to explain what he might have said if I'd understood it. You eventually have to hire somebody to interpret what I write, although it probably doesn't really matter.