There we have -- a huge wasteland of government graft, waste, and bland anti-aesthetic spreading bureaucratic malaise over the land like a giant shadow. Only one man has the courage and the resources to stand against this overweening monstrosity: POTTER MAN, a humble artist standing alone, armed with nothing but his wits, his deep sense of beauty, fifty pounds of exotic clays, and a license to kiln on site.

What can Potter Man do in the face of this cancerous administrative morass?

Stay tuned, friends and neighbors, for the Adventures of Potter Man -- the lonely hero, standing tall against the invasive and powerful Government Sponsored Tea Cozy masses (GSTCM).

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