Bugger bugger bugger.
"Good to see that Avril is still sending hugs too!" Yes, especially after their last meeting which ended rather awkwardly.
Avril apparently knocked over Daves pint with one of her appendages, and then refused to but him another on the grounds that "he deliberately placed his pot close to her (appendage) in order to cop a quick feel, so its his own bloody fault!"
Dave professed his innocence of course, and we all believed him.......