You just need a vacation. Put on the Osmond's Greatest Hits and light up an imitation strawberry scented candle while you find the perfect place to relax. Somewhere like a Holiday Inn. Rent a video, such as "Love Story" or "The Music Man." Nosh on lime jello topped with cool whip while you watch it. (Don't spill any on your "I heart Tarzana" Tee-shirt.)