Do you have statistics for this? A graph of number of blinks per minute for each newsreader over the last two years should do it. I'll believe *anything*, provided someone will show me evidence that I can't easily disprove.

You may also be interested to know that allergies increase in the summer. So even if someone is blinking more in the summer than the winter, it doesn't prove that someone's got a death ray pointed at them.

Next question: *how* do you think the satellites do this? Radio waves? Light?

Unless you can back this up, I'm going with Occam's Razor and saying you're as mad as a man having sex with a box of cheese biscuits - fucking crackers...

Graham.