Here's my own attempt on the subject (TTO When the Saints Go Marching In)

Oh when the storm goes raging in (2x)
Dubya won't end his vacation
When the storm goes raging in

And when the troops go marching in...
Well, it won't be in New Orleans...

And when the levees overflow...
All the rich will leave the city...

And when the poor begin to die...
Bush will try to blame the Gov'nor...

And when the oil prices rise...
Georgie's buddies won't be cryin'...

And when at last, his ratings fall...
Lord, I hope they don't recover...


I do realise it's rather heavy-handed -- any suggestions, folks?