His Eminence the Farfalle of Durum, set out on an expedition to find the sauce of the Bolognese, he set off on the main Ruote out of the Ziti wearing his best Capellini but had not gone for more than half an Orzo when his Radiatore overeated, and then his carbs got blocked. A motor mechanic called Manicotti, who was Scottish in spite of his Jewish sounding name, put some more water in the car, unblocked the jets and said "I dinner ken if this will Macaroni better" The car started and the Farfalle was very happy, he offered to pay but the mechanic wouldn't take a Penne, he said "I've worked on this Rigatoni's before, so it wis nae bother pal" and off he went back home to his bonnie Lasagne.

They were nearly ih hot water there eh?

Giok