or even
I wore a tunic,
A dirty kharki tunic,
And you wore civilian clothes.
We fought and died at Loos,
When you were on the booze,
The booze that no one here knows.

Oh, you were with the wenches ,
While we were in the trenches,
Facing our German foe.
Oh you were a-slacking,
While we were attacking,
Down on the Menin Road.
Vintage WW1 song about those that dodged military service.