Heh heh. Those toilet roll dolls have been quite common here in Oz, I hate to say.

Reminds me of a time at a session when a friend of ours was wearing a dress that billowed out, much like those dolls. One of the wags there pointed that out quietly to a few people near him as she was singing. At the end of the song, which was rather short, she asked if it would be okay to sing another one, and he said "ya might as well, while you're on a roll". She must have wondered why half the room was erupting into barely concealed mirth!