Sheeee-it...

One heck of a story, Sully, but after doin' a much better jopb of entertainin' them kids I woulda walked right into the personel office and *demand" that the "author" be fired and you be hired!!!

Hey, if ya' got it, ya' got it... Forget Mr Moose... Forget Mr Rabbit... The real deal is the real deal!!!

Now, youngin', I don't know what Iz gonna do wid you but fir starters yer gonna have to read a little of yer Uncle Spaw... Yeah, Yer Uncle Spaw has set the bar when it comes to stories about any bodilly function... You need a little apprentriceship unner his tooledge...

Now, if it comes to out-right liein' fish stories, then Iz yer man... I'll out lie any danged angler in the world... I sho nuff will...

You sure you related to Sins??? She so sweet an' never so much passed no gas... Jus' ask her... OPkiay, maybe a couple gas stations...

Yer Uncle Bobert