You want facts, just facts and nothing but the facts about George W. Bush? Well, the only absolute, for sure, dyed-in-the-wool, no-doubt-about-it FACT that I know about George W. Bush is that he has big ears and looks like a monkey. It's a fact and no amount of statistics juggling, number crunching or spin doctoring can change it.

On the other hand, the only real FACT I know about Bill Clinton is that he looks like a chipmunk and talks sorta like Mister Ed.

Anything else that can be said about either of them may well be a lie.