Trenchfoot - You pay £4 per night (to the farmer) to pitch your tent/caravan/camper (irespective of the number of occupant). The rest is up to you.

The Folkmob provide the portaloos & firewood (2 tons of top quality logs)

There is also a MASH type Korean War type tent which is erected in the field, unfortunately although it has served us well for a few years, it is now a bit worse for wear and we are looking to replace it.

Toilet humour? well I suggest that you have a toilet mind and need to flush it out.

The songs that myself and ginger performed were:

I Saw A Bottle Of Tizer
Bike
Every Time I See Your Face
Signed DC
Hey Thwere Horsefly
House Of The Rising Sun

Could you point out which one was toilet humour please? They may have been out of tune and we both can't sing - but so what, we do know how to spell "torrential" and "expect"

I sugguest you find somewhere else to park your seedy little arse next June.