To quote from that classic play of the 1960 Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Momma's Hung You In the Closet And I'm Feeling So Sad, "I laughed and giggled and went sticky-wet."

Amos, you are now insultin' my Momma, who said them things. Maybe she was quotin' but you are dissin' my Momma!

Boy, oh boy, is she gonna be mad at you!