Ugly Rita, Hurricaine
May I inquire discretly
are you a freak
or part of some design?

first a one
and then Gulf waters
made you one of the
ugly monsters
Will Dick Chertof put you in his little black book.

Ugly Rita, Hurricaine
why do you mess with Texas?
give us a break
and make me think you're through.

We aimed HAARP
right at your center
you never stopped
or went off kilter
Is technology just a waste of our time?

Ugly Rita, Hurricaine
May I inquire discretly
are you a freak
or part of some design?