When I was an investigator for Uncle Sam, I had a rather paranoid coworker who'd tear a corner off his business card as he'd present it. He said it was so nobody would take his card and impersonate him. I never thought anybody would want to impersonate Joe Offer, so I didn't bother.

I admit that I did singe the edges of a memorandum or two that I sent to Upper Management - as a sign of anger and disgust.

-Joe Offer-