Yo, the king's on his throne in Dunfermline TOWN !
He's pourin that wine, yo, he's swiggin it DOWN !
Where's that m----f----- gonna find hisself a sucka
To sail on the water for the Norway king's daughter ?
Hmmmmmmmmm???????

Yo, this dude stands up, from the king's f----- crew,
Says, "hey, my liege, lemme tell ya what ya do !
Ya get Sir Patrick Spens, f------ hard-core dude,
He's a sailin' m------f------- with a ATTITUDE, yo !


Works for me.