I was thinking what a bloody pantomime this government is, and fell to wondering who I would cast as whom, so far I've come up with;

Peter Pan..........Tony Blair
Wendy .............Claire Short
The Crocodile......Alistair Campbell
Tinker Bell........Peter Mandelson
Nana...............John Prescott

over to you.
Giok

PS For our American friends you could cast your Senators etc in a Disney film!