The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #84858 Message #1568956
Posted By: Barry Finn
22-Sep-05 - 11:54 PM
Thread Name: BS: Latest Bush joke
Subject: RE: BS: Latest Bush joke
Received from a friend
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know, we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in.
Alaska
California
Coastal Florida
Coastal Louisiana
Kansas
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania &
Texas
All our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC
Barry