Many thanks for your kind words - it's not been an easy time; what with the tanker crashing into our living room and the death of our pets through an inexplicable outbreak of anthrax

Be also aware of fingers flegg - as in 'you were only supposed to blow off the bleeding doors' fame

In JB's defence though, I did win one of his CD's once in the raffle; and when I complained it was full of nonsensical folk music; he whipped off his socks and exchanged them for it there and then

I have used the socks to built an altar to life

Did Frank Sinatra live in St Albans - I never saw him in the Legion?