Sorry folks,
It's the 2,000 Year Old Man not 10,000.
Mel Brooks starring as the 2KoldMan with Carl Reiner as an interviewer. They got together about 5 years ago and released a new book called "The Two Thousand Year Old Man In The Year 2000". (I went to the signing)

I don't know if I have the full lyrics, but I recall the song was:

A lion
is eating
my foot off

Somebody call a cop!