It is actually probably very appropriate, the alternative as sung by Peter Buckley-Hill at Towersey a few years ago.

Morning has broken
Too bloody early
I have awoken
with pains in my head
Bloody great lorries going to Finchley
pull up the duvet pretend that your dead

Quarter past seven,s too bloody early
Half past elevens Just about right
Praise for the Morning? not bloody likely
pull up the duvet, pretend that its night

I will try and find the rest as I have it somewhere if anyone wants it, it makes a nice change. Micca