There were originally 40 questions, and they picked twenty. It was a blatant case of censorship! Ideas were stifled, snuffed out like a candle in a hurricane, never given a chance to bloom, to inspire future generations. My best answers were trampled upon, ground into the mud! But they will rise! Die Gedanken sind frei!

For instance, they asked "Who inspires you?" and I replied, "Amos Jessup and Bruce La Wall are the most inspiring bad examples I know of. Their examples inspire me to continue the good habits and the prayerful, angelic ways I have followed since childhood." They asked, "How would you like to die?" and I said, "Well, certainly not screaming, 'Don't shoot! I'm just a jolly tinker!' like my Uncle." And they asked my motto, and I told them that it's, "If you ain't MOAB, you ain't shit."

I think Bush is behind it.