1. what is your age range? 50ish

2. gender? malish

3. Do you have a favorite color? anything except puce

4. favorite authors/ type of book? I'm functionally illiterate.

5. what books have you really been wanting? See above

6. what type of music do you like? Celtic. REAL Celtic - not that Enya crap.

7. what cds have you really been wanting? I'm way beyond the "wanting CDs" age. Surprise me.

8. What movies (vhs is in the price range) have you been wanting?Don't watch 'em.

9. what is your t-shirt size? XL

10. do you collect anything? if so, what? Martin Guitars

11. what are some of your other hobbies? Ogling young women

12. do you prefer gold-tone or silver-tone jewelry? Don't wear it

13. please include anything else you feel is important that would help your secret santa know what you would like. Ignore everything I've put on this list and send something that says something about YOU! I can buy all that other crap.