Okay, I apologize if my previous post seemed flippant and less than informative. I want precisely one thing: A stuffed animal who looks exactly like our Mother of All BS Threads mascot, Gluon the duckdog. Gluon is half Mallard and half Airedale and goes "Quark!" He is also capable of doing some very strange things to the space-time continuum, but I wouldn't expect a stuffed-animal Gluon to be able to do that. Please make sure that it is a stuffed representation of Gluon, not of her/his co-mascot Boson. Boson is an aardwolf and I don't have anyplace to keep an aardwolf.