Mah goodness, Bunn, ain't you never heared nothing about fictons??   Day-GONE, they's jist like masons and mesons and bo'sons and gransons, only a lots more elemental as a partikel, ya see. Why, they's the stuff prit nere all the gummints in the whole wide world gummint on! And they shore as heck make up most of the US bujit and the UK parlymint, not to mention a lot of other, more injoyible, stuff.