Well, I been readin' Paul Dirac and all the stuff he wrote 'bout Aunty Particles. Seems to me that ever since ol' Gluon and Boson come inta being, there's been an Aunty Gluoon and Aunty Boson too. Just liek there's an Aunty Stilly and an Aunty Amos and even an Aunty Rapaire. So, iffen say Gluon was rompin' 'round in the 12th dimension one day and happened to collide (like puppies will) with his poor old Aunty, why there'd be a blowup the likes ain't been seen since Sparklin' Water Bill clumb the hills west of town and set off a case of giant powder to celebrate the birth of his kid to Jennie McNasty back in 1889. Poor ol' Gluon and his Aunty would no longer exist, natcherly, and the raidyashun would jist pizen all the other dimensions.