With apologies to L. Frank Baum's "When McKinley Gets the Chair"

WHEN GEORGE BUSH GETS THE CHAIR

When George Bush gets the chair, boys,
There'll be a celebration
Throughout our happy nation
And contentment everywhere!
Great will be our satisfaction
When honest men take action
And clear our nation's air
When George Bush gets the chair!

No more the hordes of war and pain
Will make our nation groan,
No more will honest men alone
Suffer from this bane,
Our good men won't be trembling
At the radicals' dissembling,
'Twill lift our grief and care
When George Bush gets the chair!

When George Bush gets the chair, boys,
The magic word "corruption"
Will cause no more disruption,
Free the workingman from care,
We'll regain the world's respect
When his rich elite is wrecked
And life's made free and fair,
When George Bush gets the chair!