"Why is it called Plum Pudding?"

Ya daft bugger. It's called plum pudding because if you called it bacon and eggs no one would know what the hell to order in a restaurant.

"How would you like your eggs, sir?"

"Uh, I don't WANT eggs."

"Oh! You must want that pudding then."

"Uh, yes."

"OK, then."


"'enry, it's that daft bugger wot wants plum pudding."

"Oh. Don't give 'im bacon."

"I won't. Nor eggs."

"Good on ya."