I say old chap
Do you think you could stop ranging about and just stand still for a few minutes so I can get you in my sights - ah !! that's better

Is his SS anywhere near the sea ?
You've got to be bleedin' jokin' mate

(now as long as he's gonna be happy with a picture of the gasworks instead of a lighthouse maybe he and I will get along just fine)

plotting starts now buddy !