The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #85258   Message #1578524
Posted By: Bobert
07-Oct-05 - 10:57 PM
Thread Name: BS: Vacation v. DeeVorce
Subject: BS: Vacation v. DeeVorce
Well, well, well...

'Bout a month ago I was given a choice: vacation 'er else!!!

Hey, "'er else" din'd sound like too much fun so I elected the "vacation" route so I sent on line and arranged a week at Rehobeth Beach, Delaware and me and the P-Vine just retruned and here is what I have relearnt 'bout vacations:

They ain't nuthin' but an exercise of a womanz power over a man... Yeah, every danged liitle joint that pops up on the highway that the womanz wants to see gets see'd... Every rsturant that the womanz wants to eat at gets eat at.... Every liottle romantic scenerio that the womans has dreamt up get lived out...

Meanwhile, the poor ol' man get's to pull out the crrdit card over and over and over (again)....

Well, I started this thread as a "verses" thread and that's really what it amounts to... Now Iz sure that lotta Mudcatters will jump in and say "It ain't so" but those who have lived long 'nuff and been in the trenches will know exactly what Iz has postulated is nuthin' but the truth...

With that said, think I'll go to bed... Iz all wored out with all this vacationin', thank you...

BObert