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Thread #85037   Message #1579276
Posted By: GUEST,Tig's Santa Claws "Talon Scout"
09-Oct-05 - 07:54 AM
Thread Name: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
Tig,


Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the threadlist.......


IT came....upon a midnight clear.....


You are now.....


within the reach of........


CLAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!(cue in spooky music)

SO....How does THAT grab you?


......Now the usual powers could be used to see you when you're sleeping and know when you're awake and ascertain a deep and thorough knowledge of the full extent of your badness or goodness,
but since the almighty and powerful.....


CLAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!(cue in spooky music)


...is really a moral, kind soul and true gentleperson at heart, you will be given yet another chance to provide the personal preference information so sadly lacking in both 2004's and 2005's hints threads, or would you REALLY want.....


CLAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! (cue in spooky music)


....to have to "START FROM SCRATCH", as it were?


....Or is this some dastardly plot upon YOUR part to force your anonymous (as well as "trad." and "P.D.", and, I can't tell you WHO yet, "arr.and adapted by") benefactor to throw a veritable cornucopeia of varied presents up against your proverbial wall to see if anything sticks?


I will give you ONE LAST CHANCE to resort to the "Folk Process" and divulge your vital information here before....



CLAUS!!!!!!!!(cue in spooky music)


....will have to "take things 'into my own hands' and do some 'Christmas Stalking' and 'filling in' on my own, relying on other and possibly less reputable sources."


Please try to comply with the stated wishes, hopefully before Halloween, (as Thanksgiving themes are SO much harder to do)......


....and remember that you are NOW.... within the grasp of......



CLAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!(cue in spooky music)



....So, watch out, don't cry, and above all......


LET NOTHING YOU DISMAY!