`T wouldnt av happend in my day thats f` sure! Ever since they started using the parlour up at `t farm for other than Sundays and funerals its all gone down t`ill. The biggest drama we ad in my day was when Dolly put a red sock in to wash with the white shirts and Matt `ad a puncture in the Landrover.....and all on the same day as well!! I blame the writers, they should never `av tried to copy that "Dallas" and get my Jack to do a shower scene when he came back from Italy again......`e never looked the same in my book....I was always a bit suspicious of him ya know....t`old Jack wer a novelist you know......the new one was so stupid I dont think he could `av written his name on a cheque! And then there was the vicar......and then they built the M62 and then all them furriners from down South came in......some of em from even further than Leeds!!!...........(Grandad?!! Put yer coat on....I `ear there`s a cottage for sale in Glaisdale.....w`ere movin!!!)