There's no doubt up is up, but it often seems people quibble over how far. But when you are down, there's a place for you among the Downs, just past the end of Lonely Street. The Downs are in west Sussex, of course, but Lonely Street is in (I believe) Memphis. It's a cyberspace thing.

Although there are no Downs in Paris or London, you can try being down and out there. Orwell near to them...(ugh!). But when you're up, any old place will serve.

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