Howdy y'all. I'm a stranger in these parts. Please enlighten my ignorant self. What do you fine folks give thanks for in the land of the Maple Leaf, if not for setting foot on Plymouth Rock? (Maybe for NOT hanging your hats in the future US of A?)

Times have changed
Oftentimes we've rewound the clock
Since the Puritans got a shock
When they landed on Plymouth Rock.
If today any shock they should try to stem
'stead of landing on Plymouth Rock
Plymouth Rock would land on them!

---Cole Porter, "Anything Goes"